Kind of surprised no one started it yet, but here it is!
Here are some funny (noob) quotes I could find
Quotes
[G▪F]|[✳XxHopexX]|[Xx_pc_VyTung_xX]i shocked and my deck is wettt
[G▪G]|[HormenHorse]my ping is shiting and fucking
heres a classic
Luca_Alavoir: Ik what birth is
Luca_Alavoir: Ik what control is
Luca_Alavoir: But idk what birth control is
[W]|[player1]oh i thought ur legs aren’t fine coz i thought u
are injured coz i thought u fell straight outta heaven
[W]|[player2]dont make me blush
[W]|[player1]want to play a game?
[W]|[player2]okie
[W]|[player1]okay u havr to answer 3 questions
[W]|[player1]which letter in the alphabet sounds like “eye”
[W]|[player2]i
[W]|[player2]?
[W]|[player1]whats the opposite of hate?
[W]|[player2]love
[W]|[player1]whats the last vowel?
[W]|[player2]u
[W]|[player1]combine all the answers
[W]|[player2]i love you
[W]|[player1]yaay!!!
[W]|[player2]this might be a little late to say but
[W]|[player2]im a boy
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]you must be give free
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]im need netherite tools
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]im go to minecraft support and report you or must be give 4x netherite
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]im can be report anything
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]you founde for a netherite i will give my all diamonds and emerald
[G▪D]|[Astelon_]It’s a cracked server, so player reporting to mojang or microsoft is not a thing
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]microsoft creating your OS
[G▪F]|[✳SMALLFAC]|[keremko1128]dont say bad words to microsoft
[H▪D]|[Nightingale1315]Mobs r literally opening doors… breaking blocks…
[H▪D]|[Nightingale1315]And my horse also opening doors and placing blocks
[H▪D]|[Nightingale1315]My horse then wrote in a sign saying me to buy some land
I’ll be posting new ones as I find them, but If you find something fun, feel free to post it here! no shitposting though. (like y’all fill up #mythic-memes with the most random ass images)
