Then we all drink sulfuric acid, die and become demons, then kill some angels instead and fry their wings so we can eat them.
KFC selling them for cheap so the demons become business man…
Lucifer shows up, burning the city down!
But it turned out that Lucifer only burned down KFC, because he never liked it.
At the same time the fire nation attacked because…
they were bored
and they had nothing to do during the lockdown.
(Oh Satan that is the worse thing to do when there’s a lockdown.)
But than KFC workers fight back
McDonald’s workers helped KFC in that battle and they defeated Lucifer (somehow)
then Genghis Khan descended from the heavens and said “Gg”
the kfc workers had a mcdonalds feast and the mcdonalds workers had a kfc feast and by the end they finished their entire stores supply and they colectively weighed only slightly more than your mom
Then 3 angel girls -Nephilim, Uriel and Raphael- descend down to Earth, just to order some sour cherry smoothies from KFC~ and drink them with Ben Tennyson.
Ben Tennyson didnt like the drink and started another war against KFC.
Before Ben Tennyson can transform, he/she smelled the savory, delicious aroma of the KFC Gravy and fell in love with Colonel Roger which cancelled the war and KFC became the best Fast Food in the world…
ben 10’s omnitrix unlocked the 11th alien, a 10ft 5in kfc monster with the head of colonel sanders, the arms of fried chicken wings, and the body and legs of a rooster
Then Nephilim appears with her newfound powers, sword and a huge Amog Us army- Ben 10’s 11th alien ran out of time while fighting all the Amog Us figures, revealing some of them as Ugandan Knuckles right moments before they cooked Ben 10 for their queen to eat.
After this, Nephilim stepped upon the boss, the Impostor. He was 7ft tall and had big juicy ass and was red. He couldn’t kill the Imposter but he had too.