Then John Cena got dragged into a portal of a space-time anomaly, where he faces Mundus.
Mundus was scared off and went back to the normal world by “AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOOOHN CENA bam bum” noises.
John Cena got bored shortly after the 10h version or his theme song ends, and erased the Boku No Pico timeline and cleansed regular humans’ minds into a more pure state.
Then he died of liver cancer
Then Mundus returns as Kyle Ryder and obtains the Infinity Stones.
Undercover Mundus then converts to ashes once he saw the legend John Cena himself.
Ph1lza Minecraft (the creator of minecraft) then erased acacia wood and diorite from existence
bruh hows that connected to current convo?
but anyway new chain:
people celebrated the fact that acacia wood was gone, but tried to convince him to bring diorite back. On top of that, people who had acacia wood stocked up demanded a replacement for any other wood type once their stock disappeared magically.
Because he was defeated as Kyle Ryder, Mundus (DmC) comes back and becomes a boss in Minecraft with 700 health, after eating all the diorite blocks and acacia woods.
Then Bustin Jieber came and started singing Baby baby.
And Vergil kills Bustin Jieber with a Judgement Cut Never End, thus saving the multiverse indirectly.
Suddenly Elon muks car from outer space crashes into the earth
And vergil dies in that crash, and never returns.
Then the biblical archangels come down, but all the non-afterlife people who see them being female… immediately dies out of their bright light.
(What is this mess that I had started)
The biblical angels tell everyone to eat bleach, because its good for you, and then leave.
Edit:(I might put all of this in a book ingame at some point)
Many people have drink bleach and died until Josh found out it’s actually Bleach the manga.
they still died because you cant drink books
then some random german guy came and told some russian guy what the recipe of ammoniak and bleach does.
He said that it kills the one who drinks it.