sips nothingness
hey, don’t steal my tea
knocks over the cup and spills the tea on you
Sues you for battery
Sorry, but the court didn’t respond well to you trying to sue over spilled tea…
You lost and are responsible for all legal fees due to it being deemed a waste of the courts time.
I got third degree burns
the tea wasn’t that hot if you were drinking it… especially if i tipped it over like 2 hours later
I reheat it every once in a while because I forgrt to drink
Careful he might like the burning sensation
Is that even possible
unfortunately yes
Why?
Stop yapping and help me clean, I got guests tomorrow 
youll find out when youre older
Help me clean first and then i’ll help you
Also i heard wearing a maid outfit and cat ears makes the cleaning go faster…
If someone wears those im helping
Tho you wear all of these and don’t clean >.<
i don’t even own a maid outfit…
pay me to clean no maid outfit and at ears required
Send me the measurements and I will send them :3
Then you will help me clean well
hmmmmmm
give me yours and i’ll send you one so you can clean